Well, the big news in the MLB this past weekend was the 20-inning epic that the Mets and Cardinals engaged in on Saturday. Unfortunately, I watched the entire thing, and wasted a beautiful Saturday watching Tony La Russa lose his mind, then the game.
Needless to say, it made me wonder what other things I could’ve done in that amount of time. So here you go Cardinals fans, a list of things you can do in six hours and 53 minutes:
Cook a 20-pound turkey and most of the sides.
Watch Forrest Gump almost three times.
Compete in three marathons.
Get almost a full night’s sleep.
Watch the entire original Star Wars trilogy.
Get in almost an entire day at work.
Play a round and a half of golf. At two different courses.
Drive from St. Louis to Columbus, OH with time for a short stop for lunch.
Get plastic surgery done almost twice.
Watch an entire season of Seinfeld.
Send a message to pretty much every person you know that’s on Facebook or Twitter.
Watch the movie “Major League” about three and a half times. Not to mention that there are a lot less coaching gaffes in that entire movie than in any given Cardinals game.
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